Summer holidays were made for....
the Indian summer tent (canopy only; I don't have enough white sheets to make all four sides. Princess not happy with this.)
And me? I don't get a tent, only a parasol that I had to buy myself, with a glass of blackcurrant (the sun's not over the yardarm yet) and a couple of magazines for company.
I predict that we are here for tea and into the night. Can't think how to do a campfire safely, and I haven't got any marshmallows so s'mores are out, but we might make do with tomato soup and burgers if it gets cold.
Ans when your tent gets boring/ cold/ too sunny, what do you do?
Move in with your brother.